what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

your social life.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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