So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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