- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Sir, your wife is dead

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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