- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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