- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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