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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Racial equality.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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