Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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