- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

women's rights

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

quantum physics?

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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