- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

batman farted so hes retarded

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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