Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Golf.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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