Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Indians

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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