- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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