- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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