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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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