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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Mahmy

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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