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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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