How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Chuck Norris.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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