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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Sixty... eight

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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