- Anti Joke

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

sweating like antoni with a girl

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

sweating like antoni with a girl

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

sweating like antoni with a girl

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!