- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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