Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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