- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

This is a joke.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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