- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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