- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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