Click here to end the world.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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