What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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