- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

want more?

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??