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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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