Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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