- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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