- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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