- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

The Qur'an

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Did you know? . You already know!

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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