- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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