- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Women outside of the kitchen.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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