*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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