Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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it was all Tagart

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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