How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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An Asian with a big dick.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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