What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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