- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

WOw you have no life

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Your sex life.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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