- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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