- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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