- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

every knight i see an owl at window

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Gay republicans

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Lil Wayne

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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