- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

knock knock whos there? nobody

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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