- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

what did jacob say to coach a joke

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A cat playing laser tag.

What's up? Your time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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