Eric is gay Ha

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Anti Joke

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