You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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