- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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