- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

DEATH.

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