What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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