- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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