- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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