- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

123 f*ck off

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

knock knock who's there? faith

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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