A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Racial Equality

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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