What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Balls

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Your Mom

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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