Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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