I have cancer. And you're next.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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