Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Ily bae

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Caramel Boing.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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