yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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