- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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