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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What is the difference?

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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