What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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