- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Knock Knock! F*ck off

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Jovan

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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