- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

I have a really funny joke.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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