- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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