what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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How High is a Chinese man

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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