- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

bangers and mash?

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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