- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What would u like to drink?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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