Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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