- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's one plus one? two.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Bob Saget that is all

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

-knock knock! -doors open

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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