Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

hard cheese

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Malachai.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

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