why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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