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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

The Big Band Theory

Golf.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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