Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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