Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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