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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Poker face

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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