What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Racial Equality

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

a chinese man pays the full price

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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