- Anti Joke

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea