- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

lewis=cardiac

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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