- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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