Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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How old are you? 7

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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