Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Cripples are lame.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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