- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Asian women drivers...

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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