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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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