- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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