- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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