- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

eoin burgin is fat

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