- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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