What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Blacks

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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