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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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