Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Kevin and Ramin

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