- Anti Joke

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's blue? The sky.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller