- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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