Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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