A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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quantum physics?

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Sixty... eight

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Anti Joke

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