whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Obama lin Baden.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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