Knock knock. Come right on in.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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baloney sandwich

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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