- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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