- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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