When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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