whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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