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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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