Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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i dont fisish anythi

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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I'm tired.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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