How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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race-car = rac-ecar

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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