- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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