Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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