- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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