- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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