- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

So a horse walks into a barn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

The Big Band Theory

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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