- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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