- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

women's rights

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Detroit has a low crime rate

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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