The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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