- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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