A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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