- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

America

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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