- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

A storm be brewin!

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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