What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

the power to turn magnetism into light

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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