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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.