- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pain Olympics.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

THe Election

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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