So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Anti Joke

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