- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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