A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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