Men's rights

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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