When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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