- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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