What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

An orphan falls off a cliff.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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