- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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