- Anti Joke

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.