- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

my gramma died

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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