Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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