What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Your Mom

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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