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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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