How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Prostitution is bad.......

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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