A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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