- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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