- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

were you expecting a joke

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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