A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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