- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Sixty... eight

PIED NINNY!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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