- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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