why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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child labor

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