- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

THe Election

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Roses are red.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

who is really lanky? james cornish

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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