What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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