- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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