- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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