- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

sucks Syntax...

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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