What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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time to spruce up!

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9/11

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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