- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

women's rights.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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