- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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