- Anti Joke

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner