-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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womans having rights.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Anti Joke

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