- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What would u like to drink?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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