- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

steven hawking walks into a bar

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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