- Anti Joke

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.