Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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