- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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