- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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