- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

An Asian with a big dick.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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