- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Your sex life.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

WOw you have no life

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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