- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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