- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

hi michael

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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