- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

eoin burgin is fat

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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