Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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