- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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