What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Gay rights.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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