If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Roses are red, yup.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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