a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Massie is a fatass

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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