- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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