- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What is green and slow Grass.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Get on the boat.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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