- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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