- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Roses are red.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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