A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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