Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

batman farted so hes retarded

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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