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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

I'm tired.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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