- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what kind of dog can tiptoe

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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