What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Anti Joke

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