- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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