- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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