- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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