Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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call me maybe.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Anti Joke

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