Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Barack Obama

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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what are you mike bibby?

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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