- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Dyslexia ruels!

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Your grandma's cookies.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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