When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

I wrote a funny joke.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Black people in Camden NJ.

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