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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

what is orange? an orange

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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