- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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