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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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