A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Obama = ebola

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

sweating like antoni with a girl

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

u know whats a crime? rape

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

bite me

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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