The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

So a horse walks into a barn.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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