- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

I'm tired.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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