Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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* anti-punchline

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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Sixty... eight

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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