"Knock knock..." "come in"

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A russian gives away vodka.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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