- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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