- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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