- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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