- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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