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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A van drives into a car.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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