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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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