- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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