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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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