Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

How High is a Chinese man

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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