What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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