- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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