How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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