A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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