A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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