My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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