- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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