Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Anti Joke

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