Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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