What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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