There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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