Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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