- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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