- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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