My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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