- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Chuck Norris.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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