- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How High is a Chinese man

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A baby seal walks into a club.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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