- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

i like turtles

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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