How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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