I agree

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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cool

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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