- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Your sex life.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What is the name of the car? What

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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