- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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