What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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hey hey apple

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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