- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A dyslexic blind man

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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