- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Horse with a chair on his head.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What are annoying? Ads.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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