- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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