A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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