I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Badabing.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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