- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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