- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

24

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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