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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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One, two, three, four and five

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

One, two, three, four and five

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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