Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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SHUT UP JP

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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