- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Whats funny? Your face.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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