- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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