- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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