You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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