Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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