- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Thats what she said

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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