- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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