Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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