- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

knock knock go away

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Knock knock. Its open.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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