- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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