Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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