- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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