- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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