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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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