- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

I'm rick james bitch

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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