There once was this guy and he fell down

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Diarrhea

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Massie is a fatass

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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