Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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