- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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