What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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deez nuts

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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