- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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