- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Andoni was here

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

my penis

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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