- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

my penis

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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