- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What do I hate? people

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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