What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Niall Horan

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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