- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

yolo your orange looks orange

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

your mama's so fat... that's it

Your girlfriend.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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