What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Your text.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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