How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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