Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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