- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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