- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

what is 3+3= 8

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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