Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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how do you win a game try your best

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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