- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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