antonio has a penis head.lol

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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