- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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