- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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