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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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And you honored it I see :P

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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