- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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