Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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