the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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