- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Beka has AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

The Big Band Theory

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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