Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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