- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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