- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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