Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

A American seeking into mexico

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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