- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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