- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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