- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Sixty... eight

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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