- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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