- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Apple hates Blackberry.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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