- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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