what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

why do mexicans get made fun of

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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