What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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How old are you? 7

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What is the difference?

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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