- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Knock knock.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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