- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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