How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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