If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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