- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

what is 3+3= 8

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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