Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Weaner

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

joke under this line wins _________________________

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Anti Joke

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