- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

the economy.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

i like it in the mouth

The cream, it is coming

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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