- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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