How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Penis

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A man died.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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