how do you win a game try your best

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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