- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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