- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

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