Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Knock knock Go away

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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whats 7+4? 74

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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