What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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