- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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