In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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