whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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