- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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