Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

poopy is poopy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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