Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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