- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

No your aunties a joke

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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