- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.