- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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