How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Whats two plus two Four!

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What do we call Osama? Osama

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Democracy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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