- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Where's my tractor?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What is green and slow Grass.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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