What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Obama = ebola

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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