What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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