Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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