Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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black people swimming

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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