- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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