When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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