Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Needless to say,

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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