your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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