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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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