- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

A lot eh?

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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