- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

what are three short words? i a am

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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