Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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