If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Yellow People !!

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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