- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Your're racist.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

you see theres this guy.

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