Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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