Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

antonis sister is mighty fine

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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