- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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