- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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