- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

No your aunties a joke

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

A gay man watches football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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