Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Manchester City

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

I like school Said no one ever.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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