Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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