- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

THe Election

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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