what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

so the weather's nice...

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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