- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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