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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

poopy is poopy

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Where can I apply for janitor school?

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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