Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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