Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

a black man pays his child support

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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