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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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