- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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