A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Anti Joke

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