- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Who wants water? I do.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

SHUT UP JP

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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