2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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