Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

The New York Giants

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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