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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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