- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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