- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A house comes around the corner.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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