One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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