Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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