Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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