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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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