- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Can I ask you a question? You just did

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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