- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

whats long and black? a baton

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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