Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Trump will make America great again.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops