- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Horse with a chair on his head.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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