- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

whats 7+4? 74

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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