Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Tilt your screen back .

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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