What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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penis. nuff said.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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