How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

can you touch your toes? no

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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