Badabing.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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