- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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