Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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