What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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whats white jizz

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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