a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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