- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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