- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call two dog? dogs

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

lewis=cardiac

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Alchohol.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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