- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

oh hey.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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