whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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