knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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