A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Anti Joke

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