- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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