How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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