Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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