what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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