There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

whats green and lives in the water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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