- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

there once was a chicken it was yellow

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