What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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No soup for you!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Anti Joke

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