a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

im @ work, LOL.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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