- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

deez nuts

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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