- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

LO AND BEHOLD!

kieran is a homosexual

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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