- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

once upon a time, it snowed

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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