what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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whats white jizz

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A guy walks into a bar

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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one stop shop

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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