What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

an ethopian thanksgiving

roses are red violets should be purple

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

baloney sandwich

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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