- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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