- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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