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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

"hey do you know the date" "58"

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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