Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

kieran is a homosexual

knock knock come in !

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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