Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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