Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

knock knock who's there? faith

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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