- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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