- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Reading the Terms and Conditions

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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