What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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