- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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