Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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