- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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