What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Lololol

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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watch me nae nae

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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