- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

quantum physics?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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