What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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