Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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