What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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No soup for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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