My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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