- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Can anyone Lenin money?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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