Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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