What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Daniel is a fag

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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