- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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