What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Dont read this joke

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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black people swimming

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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