Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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