- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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