How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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