When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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