- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Knock knock. Get out!!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

I have a really funny joke.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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