- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

hey guys im gay

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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