Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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