- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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