- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

So a horse walks into a barn.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

The Big Band Theory

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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