- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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