A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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