A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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My mom

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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