- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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