- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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