- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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