Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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