- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

girls basketball

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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