What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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