Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Asian women drivers...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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