There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Brain fart

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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