What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

So these two girls have a cup .

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Anti Joke

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