- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Male leadership.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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