- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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