- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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