- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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