Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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