Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

the WNBA.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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