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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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