- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

poopy is poopy

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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