What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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