- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

No your aunties a joke

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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