What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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american idol

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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