Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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kieran is a homosexual

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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