What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Lololol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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knock knock who's there ?

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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