- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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