- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

woman's rights

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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