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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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