Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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