A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What's a joke? Funny

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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