- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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