How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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4 hours later.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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