a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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knock knock? come in

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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