- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A man died.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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