- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

a person who will soon die of beeties

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Knock knock. Get out!!

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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