I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Your Mom

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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