Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

All of these jokes are about white people

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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