- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

why did the blue berry cross the road

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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