- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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