- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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