- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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