- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??