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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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