You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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