- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What? Huh?

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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