Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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