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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

A guy walks into a bar

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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