- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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