- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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