- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Whats brown and smells bad poo

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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