antonis sister is mighty fine

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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