Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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