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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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