- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Whose your daddy? Not me

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

someone called someone else a frog

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

watch me nae nae

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Your're racist.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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