Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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womens rights

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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hi jonny

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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