How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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