What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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