- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

DEATH.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why? Because.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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