How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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