- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

robin, get in the car.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Rylan Clark

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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