- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

ewrg

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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