- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Cripples are lame.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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