- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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