Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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whats 7+4? 74

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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