- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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