- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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