- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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