- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

I'm rick james bitch

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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