You know whats annoying? Steve

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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learn. advance!

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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