- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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