your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Immigration Laws

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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someone called someone else a frog

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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