what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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