- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

your no better than a cockroach

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your life

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

I like that, but why am I happy?

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