- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Pickles are powerful

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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