- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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