vote this down and i will DOX you

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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haha

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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