What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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* anti-punchline

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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