- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Womans baksetball...

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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