a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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A russian gives away vodka.

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