Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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jd and zach loves vigina

WOw you have no life

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

I am quite mature.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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