- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A lot eh?

Sir, your wife is dead

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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