Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Please ignore this statement.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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