- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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