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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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