What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...