Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A man walks into a vagina

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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