Nero, sure you are okay?

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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* anti-punchline

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Anti Joke

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