There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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