- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's worse than this That :(

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

black people

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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