- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Yo Momma So Fat!

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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