What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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