- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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