- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Your mom.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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