A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Worms don't like apples.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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