How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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