- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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