- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

dat shoe shine tho

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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