- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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