How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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