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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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