A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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good looking women

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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