Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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