- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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