- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

irish man drinking john smiths

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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