How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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women's rights.

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Happy Monday!

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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