roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Anti Joke

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