- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What is life? Paul.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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