- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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