roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Weaner

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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