- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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