whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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