- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

I love you

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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