- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call an amazing person Good

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

whats green and lives in the water

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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