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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

i like it in the mouth

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

aodhan hearty

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

a person who will soon die of beeties

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Whats the defination of cruelty

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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