- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What's long and black The unemployment line

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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