- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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