How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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