Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's big and long? My dick.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Women's professional sports

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...