- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Anti Jokes = Drained

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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