Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Knock knock. Its open.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Pianos.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Men

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Anti Joke

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