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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

I'm tired.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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