What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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