A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

taking out the trash... at night

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Chris Bosh's neck

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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