Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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