Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

i hate non minorities!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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