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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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So a seal walks into a club.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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