- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A storm be brewin!

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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