- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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