- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

what goes boo a sock

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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