A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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