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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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