What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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