- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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