- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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