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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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