Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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