I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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cory

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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