- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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