where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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