John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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