- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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