- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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