- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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