Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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