Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why? Why not?

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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