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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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