A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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