A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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woman's lacrosse

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Anti Joke

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