What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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