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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

what looks like a banana? a penis

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

What's white and black? Color blind.

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