- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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