what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Denard Robinson

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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