- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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