- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What did John name his dog? Doggy

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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