- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

i hate non minorities!

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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