You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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BIG MAC'S

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