What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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