- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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