Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Women's rights

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Charlie Sheen is winning

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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