- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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