What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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