why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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no

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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