Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Tunechi

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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