A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Phew... it's gone.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

here's a joke... the american education society

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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