Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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