Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

someone called someone else a frog

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

you see theres this guy.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why so serious ?

what did jacob say to coach a joke

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

But who would want to sell us out and why?

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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