What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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