What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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