Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Caolan and Eamon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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