an ethopian thanksgiving

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Women outside of the kitchen.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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