To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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