- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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