- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why are white people white? I don't know

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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