what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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How come anti jokes r funny

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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