Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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