- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A French man gets into a fight

Sex

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

ure mama's so fat

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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