why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

who is not good looking? mon morello

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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