- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why? Why not?

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??