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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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