- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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