What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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