- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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