- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A Duck walks into a bar.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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