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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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