- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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