What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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