What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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knock knock

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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