- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the president do for the people? ...

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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