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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

And you honored it I see :P

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did the president do for the people? ...

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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