- Anti Joke

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.