- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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