We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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women's rights

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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