- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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