I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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