- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Alchohol.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

LO AND BEHOLD!

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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