- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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