- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

outside your comfort zone

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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