A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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A van drives into a car.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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