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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

12 niqqa 12.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A American seeking into mexico

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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