My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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