- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Knock knock It's open, come in

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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