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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

get in the car.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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