An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Justin Bieber

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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