A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Screw it you write the joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

I wrote a funny joke.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

i wonder who made this website? a human

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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