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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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