Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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