- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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