- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Chuck Norris.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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