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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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