- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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