- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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