- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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