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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Please don't shoot me

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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