A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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