Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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