Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Beka has AIDS

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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