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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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