- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

want more?

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??