two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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womans having rights.

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