- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP JP

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

aodhan hearty

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

the economy.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.