1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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