Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Male leadership.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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