- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

roses are black violets are black i am blind

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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