- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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