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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do I hate? people

Justin Bieber

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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