Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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