What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Rebecca Black

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Whats two plus two Four!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...