What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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read this sentence again.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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