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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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