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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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