- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

deez nuts

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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