- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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