- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Baby Seal walks into a club.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Male leadership.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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