- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

womens rights.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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