- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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