- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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