why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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