my egg roll

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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69.

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Pickles are powerful

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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