Black people stink of shite!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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guess what what ...

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Male leadership.

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