- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

i like turtles

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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