Massie is a fatass

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Robin, get in the car, please.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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