- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's the difference between a duck?

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

your mom.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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