Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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The WPGA tour

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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