Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Dwight Howard

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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