Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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