Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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