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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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