- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

WOw you have no life

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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