- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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