a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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