- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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