- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

I named my son ps2 controller

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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