- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What is funnier than 24 69

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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