So a man walks into a bar, right?

Steve Jobs is alive.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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