- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

My children are mistakes

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

-knock knock! -doors open

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Bob Saget that is all

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

There was a chicken. It squarked.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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