What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Anti Joke

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