- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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