- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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