How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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