- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the old man die? He was old.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What's white and gluey Glue

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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