- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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