- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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