- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Womans baksetball...

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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