Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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