- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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