What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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