Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I enjoy Popcorn

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Anti Jokes = Drained

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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