- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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