- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.