- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

i like it in the mouth

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

The cream, it is coming

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

the economy.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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