What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Fat people

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Badabing.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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