When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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