Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Jack Stevens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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