Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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123 f*ck off

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knock knock who's there? faith

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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