- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??