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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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