- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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