What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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