- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Rylan Clark

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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