what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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2 + 2 = fish

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Anti Joke

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