- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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