Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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