- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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