- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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