what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

there once was a chicken it was yellow

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Reading the Terms and Conditions

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops