what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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