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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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