- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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