- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

* anti-punchline

Men's rights

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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