Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Anti Joke

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