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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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