Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

your face

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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