- Anti Joke

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

bite me

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.