- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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