- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Fat people

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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