What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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sky silverstein

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Anti Joke

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