- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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