Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

I killed someone on minecraft.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Take part of what?

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

how do you win a game try your best

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Anti Joke

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