- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

what did one computer say to the other .........

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Barack Obama

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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