How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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