Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Blacks

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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