- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue? The sky.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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