- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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