- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

get in the car.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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