- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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