What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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