- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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