What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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