theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Kevin and Ramin

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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