- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A storm be brewin!

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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