why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's 9 + 10 19

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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