Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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