Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Potassium? K.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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