- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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