- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Justin Bieber.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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