- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What is funnier than 24 69

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

WILLY

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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