Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

The FCC

girls basketball

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Balls

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

I am quite mature.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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