- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's a joke? Funny

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