Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Women's Rights

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

a irish man walks past a bar

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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