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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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