What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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woman's rights

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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