- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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