what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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