- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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