Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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