Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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The New York Giants

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Where's my baby??

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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