Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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