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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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