- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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