- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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