What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

white or wheat? wheat please.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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