Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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