dyslexics of the world untie!

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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women's rights.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Anti Joke

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