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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A American seeking into mexico

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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