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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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