How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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black people

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What's worse than this That :(

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Anti Joke

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