- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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