- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Women's rights

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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