- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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