- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What is the name of the car? What

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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