What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Who is big and stupid My brother

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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