what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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