- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did katy fall off her bike?

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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