Who wants $300? Me too.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Get up Look in the mirror

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why so serious ?

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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