- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

what is 3+3= 8

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Face Hunter is scum

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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