- Anti Joke

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

You tell me. I have amnesia.