- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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