- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Jack Stevens

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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