- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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