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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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