why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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