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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

whats long and black? a baton

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Please don't shoot me

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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