- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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