How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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