"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Anti Joke

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