i like it in the mouth

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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aodhan hearty

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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