- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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