- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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