- Anti Joke

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.