What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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