What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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