- Anti Joke

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.