- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

I asked her where you were.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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