- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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