A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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