Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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