Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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