- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Long joke Your such a downey

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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