- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

How old are you? 7

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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