NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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ure mama's so fat

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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