- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Roses are flowers.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

antonis sister is mighty fine

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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