Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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say it ten times fast: oh

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Then none of us want to be right.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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