- Anti Joke

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck