Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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