- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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