why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Yellow People !!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

This is an anti- joke

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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