If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Hello

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Anti Joke

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