Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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kieran is a homosexual

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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lets bomb africa

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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