- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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