Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

snowglobe

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Communism hehe xd

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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