Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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National security?

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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