Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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