What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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