- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

whats green and lives in the water

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

the NAACP

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

YOU

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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