- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Want to hear a joke? No.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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