A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Obama lin Baden.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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