- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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