- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

the economy.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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