why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Anti Joke

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