- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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