- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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