Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Grace Ackerson

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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