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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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