Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

eoin burgin is fat

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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