- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Detroit has a low crime rate

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A Duck walks into a bar.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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