- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

think twice or at least think

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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