- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's worse than this That :(

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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