What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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