- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A man was shot. He died.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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