Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Obama = ebola

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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