- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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