What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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