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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Please ignore this statement.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Dwarf Shortage

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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