- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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