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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Is maynaise an instrument?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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