hers a joke... japanese people

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Haha, I get it..

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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