- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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