Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Sex

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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