Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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