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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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