- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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