What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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