- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

bite me

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Obama lin Baden.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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