- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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