- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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