- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Waseem is a hard worker.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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