What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Well this is pointless.....

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

im @ work, LOL.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Anti Joke

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