- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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