- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do the roar!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Your sex life.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

I am quite mature.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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