Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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