- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

knock knock who's there? faith

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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