A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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