- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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