Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Go away still nothing to see

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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