- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What's your blood type? Red.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Fat? Jesse Z

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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