- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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