Wenis Penis

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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