- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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