What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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