- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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