- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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