- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

I'm so punny.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Knock knock It's open, come in

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