Why? Why not?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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