- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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