WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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swag

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Chlamydia

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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