what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Maths.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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