What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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No soup for you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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