Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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