What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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