How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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