- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How High is a Chinese man

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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