When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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