Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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