Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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