Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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