- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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