Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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