How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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