- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

A gay man watches football.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How come anti jokes r funny

Women's rights.

how man

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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