- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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