Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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