- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I hate? people

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

what is red and smells like paint red paint

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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