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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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