- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

This is an anti- joke

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A fat guy!

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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