what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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