- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."