What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Women's rights.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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