What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

the WNBA.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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