- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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