What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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