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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

If you have a stroke, call 000

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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