- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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