- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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