- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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