- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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