- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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