WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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black chicken. kfc

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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