One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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