- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.