What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

what goes boo a sock

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Nero, sure you are okay?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

There once was this guy and he fell down

your mum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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