Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Women's rights.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Neither have I

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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