- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mum

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Chick Norris... Enough said

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Chlamydia

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

hey hey apple

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

One, two, three, four and five

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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