- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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