- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Women's Rights

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

deez nuts

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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