- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Cripples are lame.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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