What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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poopy is poopy

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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