Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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