What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Women's rights

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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A whole 'nother.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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