- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Where's the soap?

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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