joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Hi.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Please don't shoot me

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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