What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

knock,knock you suck

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Your mom.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

nothing

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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