Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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SEX

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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PICKLES

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Anti Joke

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