- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

12 in general

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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