- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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