- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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