A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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