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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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