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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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