- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What's gay and gay? Joe

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

I Love Hitler.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

your fat

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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