Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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French people.

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