- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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