What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Jews for Jesus

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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i have aids and a chode

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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