This is a joke for Homeless people:

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

I can't see my forehead

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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