whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Carlton

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Goat balls.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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NEVER

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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