I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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noodles

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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