How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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I got shot, you laughed

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Kenny G

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I'm Spartacus

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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