Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

knock knock go away

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Dani Barton = Stupid

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Global Warming.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

You.

apple pie.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Female Athletics

Knock Knock Come in.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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