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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How Long is a Chinese man.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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