How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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son, you're adopted.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Five guys one rape.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Anti Joke

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