what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Kenny G

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

women's rights

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Nickelback

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Men's rights

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Anti Joke

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