where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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black

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I love you.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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