Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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French people.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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