is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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