What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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your fat

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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wat?

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I'm Spartacus

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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dildo

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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I love you very much.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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