Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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