How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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