- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Kim Kardashian.

Kenny G

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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