Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Kenny G

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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