Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Women's Rights

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French people.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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9/11.

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