How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Kenny G

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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