Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Hair

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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