How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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your fat

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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I love you.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's 6+2? 16

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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