Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

This site is hilarious oh wait...

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

your mom

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Like my status for a tbh?

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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