Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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NEVER

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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A joke

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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