William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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noodles

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Popsicles

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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