What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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your mom

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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to see a bad joke look above

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Anti Joke

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