Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Whats a cat? A cat!

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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