France never surrender.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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noodles

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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mitt romney

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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