What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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cc

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Jews for Jesus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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American healthcare.

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Anti Joke

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