What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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