Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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William Raines.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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