Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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hi im paul!

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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A baby seal walks into a club

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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