Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Kenny G

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women's rights

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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