I like boys!!!!! CC

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Women's rights.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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BIG PENIS

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An antijoke

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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I like your hair

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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knock knock go away

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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