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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

9/11.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

youre gay

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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