how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Hair

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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