Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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