Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Global Warming.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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1+1= 69

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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