Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

How Long is a Chinese man.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Whats a cat? A cat!

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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