- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Roses are red Violets are blue

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Guess what? SHADAP

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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