We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I love you very much.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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