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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Wanna hear a joke? No.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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