Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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