what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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...Jack Vale

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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your mom

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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