- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Hey, you have small hands.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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