Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

your fat

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

I'm Spartacus

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

hi bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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