The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Kenny G

women's rights

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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