do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Anti Joke

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