- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

So a seal walks into a club...

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Scott

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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