- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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