A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Lacrosse

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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