what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Military intelligence.

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Asians...

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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your all shit at jokes

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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