milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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noodles

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Rick Perry.

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