Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What what In the butt

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Jews for Jesus

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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knock knock go away

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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