- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Where does a hobo live? A box.

a black guy with rights in 1924

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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