wanna hear a joke? no

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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