Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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87

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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