OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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