a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Scott

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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No.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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AND

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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