Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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hi im paul!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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