Rick Perry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's 6+2? 16

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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