What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Rick Perry.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

NEVER

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

A baby seal walks into a club

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

French people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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