- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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