- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Hitler

noodles

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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