Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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France never surrender.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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