- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Kim Kardashian.

Military intelligence.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Female Athletics

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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