Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Hair

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Popsicles

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the cow goes moo

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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girls basketball

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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