- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Love Hitler.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Global Warming.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Knock Knock Come in.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

France never surrender.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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