- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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