does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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knock knock go away

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women's rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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