Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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France never surrender.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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youre gay

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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