- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Carlton

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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