how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Canada

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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