How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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penis

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Laura Pratz..

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My life

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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