- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Anti jokes are funny

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Goat balls.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Potato salad

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A man walks into a bar.

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