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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Asians...

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

A black succeeds

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What is a dog? Bark

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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