Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Hitler

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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balls in ya mouf

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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