What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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anti-joke teehee

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Hair

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Women's rights.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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