a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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9/11.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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anti-joke teehee

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Hair

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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