- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Like my status for a tbh?

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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