what color is blue? green

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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hi im paul!

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Canada

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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