- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Knock Knock Come in!

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

I like your hair

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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