What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

You.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

I love you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

balls in ya mouf

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Anti Joke

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