If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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An antijoke

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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