Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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your mom

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Canada

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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