What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Asians...

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Nickelback

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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