Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I love you very much.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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