- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

So a seal walks into a club...

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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