Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Kenny G

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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penis

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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