Robin, get in the car.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Military intelligence.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Rick Perry.

Women's rights

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What's 1+1? 4.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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