An Amish walks into Best Buy

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

a black guy with rights in 1924

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Rick Perry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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