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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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