Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Kim Kardashian.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Kenny G

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Where to, sir? Forward.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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