What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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