- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Hitler

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

9/11.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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