4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Whats a cat? A cat!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

thumb_up thumb_down +12

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

thumb_up thumb_down

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

thumb_up thumb_down -2

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Two Jews walk in a bar...

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops