Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Jess Burns

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Obama

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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