What's funny? Women's rights.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

the cow goes moo

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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