What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

This site is hilarious oh wait...

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

your mom

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Netball.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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