why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

youre gay

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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