There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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I Love Hitler.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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your fat

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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