DERP

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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William Raines.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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The government makes a good decision

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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