the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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the cow goes moo

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An antijoke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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NEVER

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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