Netball.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Like my status for a tbh?

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Kenny G

women's rights

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Nickelback

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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