A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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