whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What what In the butt

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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