- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

womens rights

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Goat balls.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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