Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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