Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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French people.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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hi im paul!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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