- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

mitt romney

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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