- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Whats a cat? A cat!

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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