- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

balls in ya mouf

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

wanna hear a joke? no

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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