Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Punch line.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Where to, sir? Forward.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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