Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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the cow goes moo

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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