The government makes a good decision

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Goat balls.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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