Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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noodles

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Rick Perry.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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