- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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