- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

what color is blue? green

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

wanna hear a joke? no

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

hi im paul!

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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