- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Hitler

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

What's 6+2? 16

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

9/11.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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