What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Goat balls.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

A man walks into a bar.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

knock knock go away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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