Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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