My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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...Jack Vale

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Anti Joke

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