MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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women's rights

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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