apple pie.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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I love you.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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