You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Kenny G

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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