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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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