- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

girls basketball

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Female Athletics

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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