- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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