Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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apple pie.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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