What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Anti Joke

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