Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Whats a cat? A cat!

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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