how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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...Jack Vale

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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your mom

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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