- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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William Raines.

What's in there? Get outta there...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Guess what? SHADAP

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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