Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Female Athletics

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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