What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Female Athletics

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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