What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Where to, sir? Forward.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

noodles

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

I Love Hitler.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

knock knock come in

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

guess what?

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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