- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? SHADAP

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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