A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Your mom.

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BIG PENIS

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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An antijoke

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Obama

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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does this look unsure to you?

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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