What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Asians...

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Hair

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Anti Joke

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