What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Oh...okay, good.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

NEVER

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Asians...

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's gay and gay? Joe

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

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