Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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