Kim Kardashian.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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