What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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noodles

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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