Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Hair

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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your mom

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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