balls in ya mouf

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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