- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Asians...

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Rick Perry.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

your all shit at jokes

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

9/11.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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