Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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