- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

George W. Bush

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

a man walked into a bar and said ow

You.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Knock Knock Come in.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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