Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Jess Burns

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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