- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Female Athletics

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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