Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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hi im paul!

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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