what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I love you very much.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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the cow goes moo

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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