How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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