- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Women's Rights

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Female Athletics

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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