Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Hitler

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I love you.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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