If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Winking at old people

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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