What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

So a seal walks into a club...

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What's funny? Women's rights.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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