How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Chuck Norris died.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Womens Sports

Knock Knock Come in.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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