Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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knock knock go away

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i have aids and a chode

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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I'm Spartacus

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Anti Joke

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