One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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the cow goes moo

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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