Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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American healthcare.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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blubber vaginass CC

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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You.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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wat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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