how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Netball.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Robin, get in the car.

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The.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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