- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

GRAAAAAAAR.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What is a dog? Bark

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

The WNBA.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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