- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

youre gay

You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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