What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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My life

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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...Jack Vale

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