An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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wanna hear a joke? no

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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