A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Jess Burns

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Scott

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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No.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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