A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Netball.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Asians...

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