- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

youre gay

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Anti jokes are funny

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

womens rights

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Goat balls.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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