What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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I Love Hitler.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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apple pie.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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P0P T4Rt

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I like jokes.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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