Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Women's rights.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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