What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What what In the butt

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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