There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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the cow goes moo

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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