- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

JUSTIN BEING SMART

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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