What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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You.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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I love you.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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balls in ya mouf

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Anti Joke

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