Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Lacrosse

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

French people.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

balls in ya mouf

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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