- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Itookasipasoda

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's big and black? A black fridge.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Women's Rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

French people.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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