Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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I'm Spartacus

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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balls in ya mouf

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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