- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I love you very much.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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