Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Asians...

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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France never surrender.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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