- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Lacrosse

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

French people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

balls in ya mouf

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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