Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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George W. Bush

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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I love you.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Netball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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