Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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...Jack Vale

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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your mom

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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