Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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noodles

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Canada

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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