what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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