Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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