the cow goes moo

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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The.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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The Mets win the World Series

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Anti Joke

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