What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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