Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Hitler

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Anti Joke

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