What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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