Ben is gay

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

BIG PENIS

Knock Knock Come in!

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A man walks into a bar.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Asians...

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

A scottish man having fun

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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