- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Women's rights.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

NEVER

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

A baby seal walks into a club

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Kim Kardashian.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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