- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

The Mets win the World Series

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

I'm Spartacus

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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