What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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