What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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youre gay

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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womens rights

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Your mom.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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