- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Anti jokes are funny

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Goat balls.

Potato salad

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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A man walks into a bar.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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