a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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what color is blue? green

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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