- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

George W. Bush

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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