...Jack Vale

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Anti Joke

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