How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Your mom.

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BIG PENIS

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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An antijoke

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Obama

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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does this look unsure to you?

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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