black

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

thumb_up thumb_down -7

chuck norris is a little b|tch

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

noodles

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

mitt romney

thumb_up thumb_down -79

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops