What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Rick Perry.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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