- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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