- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

NEVER

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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