What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Kenny G

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Nickelback

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Men's rights

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Roses are red Violets are blue

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

milly, milly, milly, cat

noodles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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