The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Nickelback

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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45.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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