Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Where does a hobo live? A box.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Netball.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Like my status for a tbh?

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Rick Perry.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Kenny G

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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