We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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