Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Nickelback

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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45.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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noodles

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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