How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

The government makes a good decision

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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