here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Women's rights.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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