how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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