Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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what's black? a lot of things.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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