One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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your mom

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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