- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

So a seal walks into a club...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Military intelligence.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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