What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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