What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Potato salad

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Scott

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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AND

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Rick Perry.

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