Kenny G

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Nickelback

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

My life

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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