womens rights

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Goat balls.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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