why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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dildo

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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