Why Did the throw up He was sick

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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who farted i did :]

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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