- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

women's rights

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Knock Knock! Come in.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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