Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A black man killed someone

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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