What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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your mom

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Canada

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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