There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What what In the butt

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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