Where does a hobo live? A box.

Popsicles

the cow goes moo

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A baby seal walks into a club

girls basketball

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Hitler. lol, sucks.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Military intelligence.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

your all shit at jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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