- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

So a seal walks into a club...

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A baby seal walks into a club

NEVER

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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