Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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9/11.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Netball.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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