I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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youre gay

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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