What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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French people.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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black

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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noodles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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