What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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I love you.

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Hitler

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's 6+2? 16

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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