Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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A black man killed someone

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What what In the butt

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An antijoke

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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