What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Nickelback

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

My life

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

noodles

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

a black guy with rights in 1924

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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