- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What is a dog? Bark

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Johnny just finished his pie.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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