What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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