Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Liars go to hell! -God

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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