whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Female Athletics

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Winking at old people

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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