What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What is a dog? Bark

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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