Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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