what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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