Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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An antijoke

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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