- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Nickelback

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Female Athletics

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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