Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A black person in the NHL

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Anti Joke

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