When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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William Raines.

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The WNBA.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Hitler

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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9/11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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