What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A man walks into a bar.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Asians...

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A scottish man having fun

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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