- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

womens rights

Goat balls.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Rick Perry.

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