- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Kenny G

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

William Raines.

The WNBA.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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