Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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noodles

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dildo

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Anti Joke

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