- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Carlton

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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