One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Popsicles

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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