Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Potato salad

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Scott

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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womens rights

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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