what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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wat?

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Womens Sports

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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