Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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