Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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womens rights

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What what In the butt

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Obama

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A man walks into a bar.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Anti Joke

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