Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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...Jack Vale

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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