Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

A scottish man having fun

George W. Bush

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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