What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

BIG PENIS

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

An antijoke

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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