- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

your moms so fat she has kankles

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Rick Perry.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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