Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Anti Joke

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