- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

the cow goes moo

Rick Perry.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Asians...

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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