"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Ben is gay

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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