What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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