So a seal walks into a club...

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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No.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Female Athletics

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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dildo

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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