roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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what color is blue? green

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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wanna hear a joke? no

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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hi im paul!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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