what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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women's rights

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Asians...

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Rick Perry.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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your all shit at jokes

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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45.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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9/11.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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