what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

blubber vaginass CC

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

hi bye

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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