Kim Kardashian.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Military intelligence.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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