- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What's 1+1? 4.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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