What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I'm Spartacus

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Popsicles

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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