Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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9/11.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Popsicles

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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