Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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wanna hear a joke? no

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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