Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Jess Burns

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NEVER

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Military intelligence.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Kenny G

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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