A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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