What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Kenny G

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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The WNBA.

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William Raines.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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