Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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