Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Rick Perry.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

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