- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Rick Perry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Want to hear an anti-joke?

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??