Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Oh...okay, good.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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NEVER

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Asians...

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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