Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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