Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Kenny G

women's rights

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Nickelback

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Anti Joke

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