What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Anti Joke

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