- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What's big and black? A black fridge.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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