What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Robin, get in the car.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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