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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A black man killed someone

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

If life throws you lemons Catch them

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What what In the butt

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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