what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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women's rights

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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I love you.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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