- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Women's rights

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What's 6+2? 16

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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