What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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What's 6+2? 16

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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anti-joke teehee

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Carlton

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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the cow goes moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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