Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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A baby seal walks into a club

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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French people.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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