Two Jews walk in a bar...

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Canada

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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