- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What's funny? Women's rights.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Rick Perry.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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