How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Men's rights

William Raines.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's 1+1? 4.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

The WNBA.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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