Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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