- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Justin Beiber

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Snooki

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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