- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

get in the car.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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