What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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