There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's worse than this That :(

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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