- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

read this sentence again.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

John lazzaro likes dick

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Long joke Your such a downey

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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