- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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