how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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A man died.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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