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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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