- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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