What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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alert("Hello");

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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