What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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#Getweird

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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