Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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