What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Dwight Howard

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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