Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

I enjoy Popcorn

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Anti Jokes = Drained

Once upon a time a was born

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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