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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

How did the dog die? He was put down.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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