a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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