roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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