- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Click here to end the world.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Poop

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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