- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's the difference between a duck?

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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