Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A house comes around the corner.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

antonis sister is mighty fine

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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