- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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