After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Anti Joke

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