- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

I wrote a funny joke.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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