A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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