Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

thumb_up thumb_down +1

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

thumb_up thumb_down +1

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what is big and white? Your Mom

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How old is victor? Half past dead

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops