- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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