- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

The holocaust

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

No your aunties a joke

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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