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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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