I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What is the difference?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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