- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Chick Norris... Enough said

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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