Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Ehh

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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A van drives into a car.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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