- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Long joke Your such a downey

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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