yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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