Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

No it doesnt..

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What do u call a cripple Biv

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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