- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

i wonder who made this website? a human

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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