- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

an emo girl walked into a white room

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

the power to turn magnetism into light

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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