- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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