Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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