why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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My mom

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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dat shoe shine tho

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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