- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Dogs

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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