Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Anti Joke

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