Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

guess what>? your mum lol

Homo say what?

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

like this or you will die at some point in your life

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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