An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

I'm Coming

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

women's rights.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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