- Anti Joke

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

YOU

the economy.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up