- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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