- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

whats white jizz

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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