Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A dyslexic blind man

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

angelo snyder is not ga

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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