A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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