what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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