Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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