- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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