How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Go away still nothing to see

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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