- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

black people swimming

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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