Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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