Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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