- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

women's rights

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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