- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Your Mom

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

you dint have to be a jew matt

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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