- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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