And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Stop. Seriously stop.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Bob Saget that is all

-knock knock! -doors open

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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