- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's the difference between a lamp?

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Knock Knock. Doors open

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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