- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

My dog barks when someones at the door.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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