- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??