Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Your sex life.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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