- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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