- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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