What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What is the name of the car? What

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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