Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

can you touch your toes? no

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

My jeans

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What's one plus one? two.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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