Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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