- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

women's rights

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

quantum physics?

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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