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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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