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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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