- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

cory is gay

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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