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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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