Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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I C U P White stuff

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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