- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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