- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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