Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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i saw amango it splootered

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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