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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Trump will make America great again.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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