- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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