There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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