- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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