- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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