- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

are you saying pam, or pan?

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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