- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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