What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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