A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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