Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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