- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

The cream, it is coming

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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