womens rights.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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