- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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