why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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