- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Chuck Norris.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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