Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Obama lin Baden.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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