Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Jack Stevens

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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