- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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