- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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