- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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