- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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