The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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