- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

every knight i see an owl at window

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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