Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why? Because.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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PENIS lol

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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