- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

nothing

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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