- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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