What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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tea with milk?

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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