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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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