why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What is the name of the car? What

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

WOw you have no life

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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