- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

I <3 Hitler

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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