- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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