- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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