- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

An Asian with a big dick.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

read this sentence again.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's big and purple? Barney

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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