- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Bitch

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Knock Knock.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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