Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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Democracy.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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