- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's the difference between a duck?

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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