- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

a dyslexic man walked his god.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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