There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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knock knock Goodbye

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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