- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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