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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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