- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Death by kayak

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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