What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

I am quite mature.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Balls

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

girls basketball

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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