Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Niall Horan

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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