Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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