John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

I'm rick james bitch

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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