How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

you see theres this guy.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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