- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

irish man drinking john smiths

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

what came first the chicken or the chips

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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