Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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