Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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BIG MAC'S

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Anti Joke

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