- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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