God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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