- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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