Jack Stevens

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What is the difference?

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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charlie sheen

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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