- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Okay.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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