What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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alert("Hello");

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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