What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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your mum

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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