Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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gay porn...

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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