What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Wright flyer

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Priest: "Matt, will you take Senae to be your wife, your partner in life and your one true love? Will you cherish her friendship and love her today, tomorrow and forever? Will you trust and honor her, laugh with her and cry with her? Will you be faithful through good times and bad, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?" Matt: No

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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