- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

baloney sandwich

roses are red violets should be purple

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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