- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

quantum physics?

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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