- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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