- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

bite me

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

whats green and lives in the water

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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