- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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