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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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