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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!