How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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