- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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