You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

your mom was so fat that she died.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

your no better than a cockroach

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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