What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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www.xnxx.com

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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