why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

No your aunties a joke

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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