You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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