- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

I enjoy Popcorn

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

knock knock whos there open open who the door

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