- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Who wants $300? Me too.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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