I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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HEY!

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Anti Joke

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