Male leadership.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

guess what what ...

a chinese man pays the full price

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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