How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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