What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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