- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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