What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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baloney sandwich

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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A storm be brewin!

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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