- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Detroit has a low crime rate

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

So one time there was this woman learning...

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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