- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

wanna here a joke? you.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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