- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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