- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

joke under this line wins _________________________

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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