A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Poker face

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Albino African Americans

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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