- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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