- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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