A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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