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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

I C U P White stuff

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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