Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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