- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Justin with a hat.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

David Cameron

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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