Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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why dont they make black forks

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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