- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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