- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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