What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

I'm winning at Scrabble.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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