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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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