Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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DEATH.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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