What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

irish man drinking john smiths

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Caramel Boing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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