- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Antijokes...

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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