- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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