Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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