- Anti Joke

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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