- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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