why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Tucker Rivera

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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