I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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