A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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