Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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