If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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