Guess what? The Game.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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