A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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Guess what? The Game.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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