- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Knock knock... Home invasion

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??