Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Grace Ackerson

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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