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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

I'm tired.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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