A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

One, two, three, four and five

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Please ignore this statement.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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