- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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