whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Anti Joke

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