what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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star wars kid

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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