- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Wanna hear a joke? no

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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