what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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