- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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