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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Penis-biter

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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