- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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