- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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