- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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