There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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