Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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You idiot.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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