- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...