- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

AIDS

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

your mum

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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