- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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