What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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