A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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