An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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