- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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