- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

N-E Pats never cheated

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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