- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

I have a really funny joke.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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