- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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