A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

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