WOw you have no life

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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I am quite mature.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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