Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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