Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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