What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

antonis sister is mighty fine

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

women's rights.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

* anti-punchline

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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