- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Women's Rights

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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