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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Women's Rights

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What is life? Paul.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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