Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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black people swimming

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Dont read this joke

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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kk

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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