Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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