- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Who does creatine? James Cornish

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

The duck didn't cross the road.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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