- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

quantum physics?

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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