- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A pope meets another one

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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