- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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