- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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