The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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