Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A dyslexic blind man

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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