What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

nothing

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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