What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Nickelback

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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quantum physics?

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Anti Joke

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