what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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