- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Your Mom The End.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

your mama's so fat... that's it

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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