What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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alert("Hello");

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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