- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

I <3 Hitler

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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