- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

White men's rights

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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