- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

How old are you? 7

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Poker face

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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