French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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a. why? b. because

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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