- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

So a man walks into a bar, right?

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A bar walks into a man

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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