- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A black student graduated High School

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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