- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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