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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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