- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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