- Anti Joke

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

You know whats funny? Women's rights

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know