- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Women's Rights

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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