- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a joke.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Horse.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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