Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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gay pom...

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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