- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Jordan is pregant

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what are you mike bibby?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Women outside of the kitchen.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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