What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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what is 3+3= 8

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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