Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

WNBA

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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