Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

charlie sheen

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Please don't shoot me

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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