- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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