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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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