- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

all these jokes are horrible now

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Sam Hengal.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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