- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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