once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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