- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

it was all Tagart

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

knock knock? come in

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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