- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Women's Rights

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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