What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A American seeking into mexico

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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