- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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