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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

An Asian with a big dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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