Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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