Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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