Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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