- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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