- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)