What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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woman's rights

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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