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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

roses are red violets should be purple

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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