- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??