Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

The holocaust

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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