- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??