Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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