- Anti Joke

How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.