So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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No your aunties a joke

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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