- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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