What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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