Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

a dyslexic man walked his god.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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