- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??