What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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