- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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