- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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