- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

ever tried african food? they neither

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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