- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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