- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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