- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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