Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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