- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

women's rights

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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