- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

this website even though its hilarious.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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