Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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