A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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