What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Justin Bieber.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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this website is a bad joke

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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