- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Flowers are colors Love me

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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