- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Cripples are lame.

Why are white people white? I don't know

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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