- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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