- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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