I have a really funny joke.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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