What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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