- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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