when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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