- Anti Joke

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Drew Knowles is gay

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

kathryn atkins

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Drew Knowles is gay

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.