- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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