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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Whats the defination of cruelty

YOU

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

the NAACP

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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