- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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