What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Lololol

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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