Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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a irish man walks past a bar

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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