- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

all these jokes are horrible now

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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