- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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