- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A guy at a baseball game....

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Then none of us want to be right.

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