- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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