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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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