- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

your no better than a cockroach

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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