Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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womans having rights.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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