- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

think twice or at least think

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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