Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Please don't shoot me

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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