- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

you see theres this guy.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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