A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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