- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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