- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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