- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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