Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Dead girls can't say no.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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