- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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