how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Robin, get in the car, please.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Anthony sucks

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

taking out the trash... at night

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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