- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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