- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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