What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

womans rights...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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