Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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hi jonny

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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