What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Anti Joke

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