What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Where's the soap?

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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