anus

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

matt is fat

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

DEATH.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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