- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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