If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What is the difference?

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Whats the defination of cruelty

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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