What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Poker face

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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