Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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I walk into a bar...

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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non poop

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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