Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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