- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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