- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

antonis sister is mighty fine

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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