- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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