What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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