What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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