- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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