why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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read this sentence again.

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