- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do you call two dog? dogs

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How about that airline food?

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