How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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