add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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diarrhea.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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