- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A bar walks into a man

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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