- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Water? I hardly know her.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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