Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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woman's rights

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What's one plus one? two.

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Anti Joke

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