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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's blue? The sky.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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