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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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