What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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read this sentence again.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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You are joking right?

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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