- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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