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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

girls basketball

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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