- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Where's the soap?

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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