roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Anti Joke

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