- Anti Joke

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa