Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Albino African Americans

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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