TIMMY

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Dumb

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Fat people

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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