- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??