- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Horse.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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