Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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France never surrender.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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P0P T4Rt

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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