Knock Knock Come in!

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

NEVER

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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