An Amish walks into Best Buy

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A man walks into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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