- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

I like jokes.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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