Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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American healthcare.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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I'm Spartacus

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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