knock knock go away

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Global Warming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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You.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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women's rights

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Knock Knock Come in.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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