Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Dallas Cowboys

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Laura Pratz..

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

You.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

I'm Spartacus

Liars go to hell! -God

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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