- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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