Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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women's rights

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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hi bye

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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