your moms so fat she has kankles

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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American healthcare.

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Jews for Jesus

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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