-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's in there? Get outta there...

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Liars go to hell! -God

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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