Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What what In the butt

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Ruller

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Asians...

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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