Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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France never surrender.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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9/11.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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