What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

So this blonde walks into a library.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

You are the third derivative of the position function.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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