- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Goat balls.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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