Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A black man killed someone

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Ben is gay

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Asians...

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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I like your hair

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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