- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Global Warming.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

women's rights

Knock Knock Come in.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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