There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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NEVER

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Obama

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Kenny G

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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