- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's in there? Get outta there...

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

I'm Spartacus

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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