A black man killed someone

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What what In the butt

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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