- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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