- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

An antijoke

your moms so fat she has kankles

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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