A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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France never surrender.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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