whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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