Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Women's rights

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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I love you.

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wat?

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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