Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Yo Mamma

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YOLO

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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your mom

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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