Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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BIG PENIS

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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