what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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noodles

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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I like jokes.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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