- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

You are the third derivative of the position function.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Goat balls.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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