What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

cc

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What what In the butt

thumb_up thumb_down +26

to see a bad joke look above

thumb_up thumb_down +24

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

thumb_up thumb_down +20

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

thumb_up thumb_down +20

your moms so fat she has kankles

thumb_up thumb_down +20

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A man walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A dwarf walks under a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

American healthcare.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops