Ben is gay

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Dallas Cowboys

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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