What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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