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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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wat?

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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