- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

A man walks into a bar.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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