- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Knock Knock Come in.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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