What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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