- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Dani Barton = Stupid

knock knock go away

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Global Warming.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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