there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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cc

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What what In the butt

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A joke

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A scottish man having fun

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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