son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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youre gay

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Potato salad

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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BIG PENIS

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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