Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

A black man killed someone

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

I like boys!!!!! CC

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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