Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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youre gay

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Anti jokes are funny

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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womens rights

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Goat balls.

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Anti Joke

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