What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

I like your hair

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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