why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What what In the butt

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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