the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

A black man killed someone

Ben is gay

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

BIG PENIS

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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