What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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your fat

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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