What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Goat balls.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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