A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A joke

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Womens Sports

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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