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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

your fat

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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