- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Wanna hear a joke? No.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

the cow goes moo

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What what In the butt

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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