Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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George W. Bush

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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I Love Hitler.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Global Warming.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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France never surrender.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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