Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

An antijoke

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

NEVER

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

does this look unsure to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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