What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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knock knock go away

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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i have aids and a chode

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Womens Sports

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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