A black man killed someone

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Ben is gay

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Asians...

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A man walks into a bar.

I like your hair

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A joke

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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