What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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women's rights

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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hi bye

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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Anti Joke

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