P0P T4Rt

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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BIG PENIS

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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