A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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knock knock go away

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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i have aids and a chode

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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wat?

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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your fat

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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