Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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