Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Goat balls.

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Potato salad

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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69

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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