Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

I like your hair

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

You.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

France never surrender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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