I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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An antijoke

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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