What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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You.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Winking at old people

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Anti Joke

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