Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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knock knock go away

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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i have aids and a chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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