Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What what In the butt

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Ruller

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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