A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Scott

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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NEVER

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Obama

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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