- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Ben is gay

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

BIG PENIS

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

JUSTIN BEING SMART

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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