What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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BIG PENIS

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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