- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jews for Jesus

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

i have aids and a chode

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

American healthcare.

Dallas Cowboys

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What's in there? Get outta there...

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

I'm Spartacus

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