How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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women's rights

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Chuck Norris died.

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i have aids and a chode

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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