- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

If life throws you lemons Catch them

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

An iguana walks out of a bar

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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