What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

NEVER

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

I like your hair

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

A joke

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...