- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

I regret everything.....

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*