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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

So a seal walks into a club...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What what In the butt

Jews who wear penny loafers...

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