Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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American healthcare.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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women's rights

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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You.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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ASSCHEEKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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