am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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9/11.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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The government makes a good decision

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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