What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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A scottish man having fun

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Anti Joke

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