Ben is gay

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

shabalabadingdong JLR

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

French people.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

your fat

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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