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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

chuck norris is a little b|tch

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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