The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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apple pie.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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