BIG PENIS

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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