How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Hair

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Goat balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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