- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

I like your hair

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

apple pie.

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