- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

does this look unsure to you?

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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