- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Goat balls.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

BIG PENIS

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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