Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Chuck Norris died.

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apple pie.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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your fat

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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wat?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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