Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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