- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

apple pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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