- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's 1+1? 4.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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