In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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