A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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