You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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your fat

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make me a sandwich!

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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I'm Spartacus

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hi bye

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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