There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Goat balls.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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to see a bad joke look above

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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