Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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gays

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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knock knock come in

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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guess what?

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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I like jokes.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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