Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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