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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Women's rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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