The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Chuck Norris died.

Dallas Cowboys

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

apple pie.

women's rights

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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