Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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your fat

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Obama 2012

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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