What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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i have aids and a chode

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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