What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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