When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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You.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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dildo

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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