What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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DERP

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

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