- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

I like your hair

French people.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Global Warming.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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