American healthcare.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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blubber vaginass CC

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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