What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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apple pie.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I'm Spartacus

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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