yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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women's rights

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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I like jokes.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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