Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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womens rights

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why did the chicken cross the road

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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cc

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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