- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

France never surrender.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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