There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

BIG PENIS

why did the chicken cross the road

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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