Dallas Cowboys

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Carlton

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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