why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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theres a fat guy

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Potato salad

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

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