- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

George W. Bush

Chuck Norris died.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

The Bible

Rick Perry.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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