What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Hair

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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