George W. Bush

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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