Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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youre gay

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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