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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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An antijoke

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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