What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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guess what?

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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CHEEZECAKE

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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