- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road

An iguana walks out of a bar

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

An antijoke

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

knock knock go away

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