- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

I can't see my forehead

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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