why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

a black guy with rights in 1924

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

BIG PENIS

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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