- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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