- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti jokes are funny

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Potato salad

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Your mom.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

BIG PENIS

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

womens rights

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