- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

apple pie.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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