There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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France never surrender.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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wat?

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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