Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Hair

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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