- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

I like your hair

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

knock knock go away

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

George W. Bush

Dallas Cowboys

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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