What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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