Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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BIG PENIS

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Asians...

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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