funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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I got shot, you laughed

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