Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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alcoholism kills

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Poop.

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