- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Knock Knock Come in.

The Mets win the World Series

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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