Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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