Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Women's rights.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Anti Joke

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