Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Asians...

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Dallas Cowboys

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Female Athletics

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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