Dani Barton = Stupid

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Global Warming.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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You.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Female Athletics

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Knock Knock Come in.

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women's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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