How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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jgkbk,mn

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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I got shot, you laughed

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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George W. Bush

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Chuck Norris died.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Rick Perry.

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The Bible

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Anti Joke

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