What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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wat?

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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