- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

George W. Bush

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

You.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

apple pie.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Knock Knock Come in.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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