- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

I like your hair

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

apple pie.

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