What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

I like your hair

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

George W. Bush

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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