Roses are red Violets are blue

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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France never surrender.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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9/11.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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