Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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