9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Asians...

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Chuck Norris died.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Womens Sports

your fat

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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