- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A scottish man having fun

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

apple pie.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

your fat

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

France never surrender.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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