- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Knock Knock Come in.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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