Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Ben is gay

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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