why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Goat balls.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

BIG PENIS

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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