A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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French people.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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I Love Hitler.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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You.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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