Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Ben is gay

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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BIG PENIS

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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