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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

9/11.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

So a seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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