A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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I like your hair

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Chuck Norris died.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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apple pie.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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