- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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