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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

1+1= 69

youre gay

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

hi im paul!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Anti Joke

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