What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A fish walks into a bar

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

French people.

Dani Barton = Stupid

A joke

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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