A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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knock knock go away

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Global Warming.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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You.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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