A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Women's rights

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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