Hair

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

The government makes a good decision

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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