Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What's funnier than 24? 25

I'm Spartacus

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Liars go to hell! -God

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Guess what? Chicken butt

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

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