How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

knock knock go away

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Knock Knock Come in.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

hi bye

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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