- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

An antijoke

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

your moms so fat she has kankles

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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