Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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