- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

what rhymes with sloth? rape

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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