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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Carlton

A black guy walks in to a bar.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Goat balls.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

why did the chicken cross the road

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

BIG PENIS

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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