What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

your moms so fat she has kankles

Lacrosse

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Women's rights

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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