- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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