why did the chicken cross the road

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BIG PENIS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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knock knock go away

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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