Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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An antijoke

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A man walks into a bar.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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