Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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the cow goes moo

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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NEVER

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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