What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A joke

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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