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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

your moms so fat she has kankles

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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