Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Hello

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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