Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Female Athletics

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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knock knock come in

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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