what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Goat balls.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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