What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Women's rights.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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who just made fun of katie matt

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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