- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Womens Sports

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I'm Spartacus

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Guess what? Chicken butt

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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