Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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what color is blue? green

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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