- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Women's rights.

BIG PENIS

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Ruller

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

your moms so fat she has kankles

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