There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A joke

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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