- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

I'm Spartacus

France never surrender.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

mitt romney

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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