a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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NEVER

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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apple pie.

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your fat

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Womens Sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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