One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Ben is gay

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Goat balls.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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NEVER

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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