Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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your fat

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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wat?

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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