Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Ben is gay

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Dallas Cowboys

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