What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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