How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Dallas Cowboys

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Female Athletics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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women's rights

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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