A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A black man killed someone

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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