Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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