- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

BIG PENIS

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Dallas Cowboys

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Global Warming.

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