- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Good.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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