What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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