Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

what color is blue? green

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Women's rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A black man killed someone

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Ben is gay

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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