Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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9/11.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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