- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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