A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Ben is gay

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Ruller

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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