The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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