- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

I'm Spartacus

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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