Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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9/11.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Anti Joke

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