Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A joke

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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