Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A joke

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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apple pie.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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