a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

women's rights

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Knock Knock Come in.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...