Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Womens Sports

Knock Knock Come in.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's funnier than 24? 25

hi bye

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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