womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What what In the butt

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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I like your hair

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Asians...

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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women's rights

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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