Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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NEVER

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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