I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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I like your hair

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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