Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Asians...

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A scottish man having fun

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Women's rights

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