Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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The Mets win the World Series

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You.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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balls in ya mouf

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wat?

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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