- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What what In the butt

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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