A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Ruller

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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