Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Women's Rights

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Lacrosse

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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