Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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NEVER

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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