What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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You.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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