Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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A fish walks into a bar

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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