- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A joke

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Chuck Norris died.

apple pie.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

your fat

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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