Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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