- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Global Warming.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Roses are red Violets are blue

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

I love you.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Knock Knock Come in.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

I'm Spartacus

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

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