Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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George W. Bush

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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women's rights

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Womens Sports

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I'm Spartacus

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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