- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

French people.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A joke

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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