Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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I like your hair

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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women's rights

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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