- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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