- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

why did the chicken cross the road

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

shabalabadingdong JLR

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

George W. Bush

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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