how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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