BIG PENIS

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Women's rights

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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who just made fun of katie matt

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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