Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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women's rights

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Womens Sports

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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