Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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