One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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NEVER

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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