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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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AND

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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