- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Womens Sports

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

I'm Spartacus

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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