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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

A joke

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

apple pie.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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