- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

The Mets win the World Series

You.

balls in ya mouf

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

women's rights

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

wat?

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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