- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

wat?

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