Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Ben is gay

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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BIG PENIS

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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