mitt romney

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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