Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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