What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Goat balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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