Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Asians...

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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