Roses are red Violets are blue

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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