What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Womens Sports

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Knock Knock Come in.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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hi bye

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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wat?

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