Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

what color is blue? green

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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