- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A scottish man having fun

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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