What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

A fish walks into a bar

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Asians...

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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