Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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I'm Spartacus

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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