- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

George W. Bush

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Global Warming.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

women's rights

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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