what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Goat balls.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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