Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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youre gay

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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69

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Anti Joke

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