How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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