If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

women's rights

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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