- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

NEVER

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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