Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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youre gay

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Women's rights.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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cc

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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