The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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A joke

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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