One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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