a black guy with rights in 1924

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Ben is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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