there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

George W. Bush

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Dallas Cowboys

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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