- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A scottish man having fun

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Women's rights

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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