- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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