who just made fun of katie matt

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Female Athletics

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Anti Joke

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