- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Robin, get in the car.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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