- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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