Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Scott

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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