- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Women's rights

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the mole say? Nothing

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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