What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Chuck Norris died.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Female Athletics

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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apple pie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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