- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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