How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Women's rights

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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ASSCHEEKS

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Anti Joke

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