Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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