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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

women's rights

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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