- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Anti jokes are funny

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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