- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

An Amish walks into Best Buy

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Five guys one rape.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Goat balls.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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