what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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balls in ya mouf

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your fat

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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ASSCHEEKS

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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son, you're adopted.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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youre gay

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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