what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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