- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Scott

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

I like your hair

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

women's rights

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??