- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Oh...okay, good.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

why did the chicken cross the road

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

I like your hair

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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