apple pie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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