wanna hear a joke? no

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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666

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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An antijoke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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