- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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