A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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BIG PENIS

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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An antijoke

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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