I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Look at your hand. Made you look!

women's rights

DERP

who just made fun of katie matt

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Chuck Norris died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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