- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Women's rights.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

a black guy with rights in 1924

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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