A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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