- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

a black guy with rights in 1924

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Wanna hear a joke? No.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

shabalabadingdong JLR

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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