A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Hello world

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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