Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Women's rights

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DERP

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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dildo

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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make me a sandwich!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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