What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What's in there? Get outta there...

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

women's rights

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

I'm Spartacus

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

hi bye

what rhymes with sloth? rape

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

So this blonde walks into a library.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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