What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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NEVER

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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