- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

apple pie.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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