What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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