BIG PENIS

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Women's rights

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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