- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

apple pie.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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