Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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your fat

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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women's rights

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Womens Sports

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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France never surrender.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I'm Spartacus

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Anti Joke

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