- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Five guys one rape.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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