-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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