One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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