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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

I like your hair

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

French people.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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