the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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I can't see my forehead

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Scott

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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