What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Five guys one rape.

Women's rights.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

a black guy with rights in 1924

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

If life throws you lemons Catch them

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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