How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Women's rights.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Scott

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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I like your hair

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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