Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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hi bye

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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9/11.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Women's rights.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Anti Joke

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