Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Women's rights.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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