- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

why did the chicken cross the road

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