How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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womens rights

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Anti Joke

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