Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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women's rights

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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