- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Wanna hear a joke? No.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Goat balls.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Scott

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Women's rights

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