Goat balls.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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I like your hair

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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women's rights

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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