WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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George W. Bush

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Global Warming.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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