- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

a black guy with rights in 1924

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Goat balls.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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