What didn't last long? You in the bed

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Laura Pratz..

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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noodles

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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The Mets win the World Series

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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