Womens Sports

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I'm Spartacus

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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9/11.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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