- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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