Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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NEVER

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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French people.

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