What do you call a group of asians? China.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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