- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

French people.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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