There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Lacrosse

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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French people.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Hello

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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