What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Women's rights.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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