One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Wanna hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call your mother? Mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops