Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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