- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your hair

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Womens Sports

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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