Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Female Athletics

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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