A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Goat balls.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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womens rights

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A fish walks into a bar

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Asians...

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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