A dwarf walks under a bar.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

I like your hair

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Two Jews walk in a bar...

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

The Mets win the World Series

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

45.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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