What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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