What didn't last long? You in the bed

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

A fish walks into a bar

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Female Athletics

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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