Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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wat?

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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what color is blue? green

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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