- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

So a seal walks into a club...

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Your mother is so fat.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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