A man sat down Then he stood up

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Women's rights.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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