Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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