What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Womens Sports

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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hi bye

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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