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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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