What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Laura Pratz..

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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noodles

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Female Athletics

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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I'm Spartacus

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hi bye

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