What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Women's rights.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A fish walks into a bar

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NEVER

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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A joke

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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