- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

NEVER

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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