what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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what color is blue? green

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Ruller

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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