- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Ruller

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Kim Kardashian.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Lacrosse

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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