- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

i'm hard

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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