Do you want icecream, Björn?

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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