What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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