- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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