I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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speech and debate.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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