- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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speech and debate.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

children burning

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Women's rights

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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