Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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speech and debate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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