- Anti Joke

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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