A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Justin with a hat.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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