- Anti Joke

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Horse.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.