Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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NEVER

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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