Women's rights.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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I can't see my forehead

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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