What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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I love you.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Winking at old people

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Five guys one rape.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Anti Joke

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