- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

I Love Hitler.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

I love you.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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