What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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