Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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9/11.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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