a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Five guys one rape.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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666

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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