Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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French people.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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I Love Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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