- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Female Athletics

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Womens Sports

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

I'm Spartacus

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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