Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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French people.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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