While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Women's rights.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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womens rights

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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