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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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