Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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I like your hair

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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