little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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French people.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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I Love Hitler.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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