A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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