What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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9/11.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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