Roses are red Violets are blue

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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youre gay

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Anti Joke

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