here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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