French people.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Womens Sports

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your fat

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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