- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

I Love Hitler.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

I love you.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Johnny just finished his pie.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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