Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Female Athletics

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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women's rights

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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