A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Hair

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Women's rights.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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BIG PENIS

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Anti Joke

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