Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Like my status for a tbh?

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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NEVER

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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I like your hair

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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A joke

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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