Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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I Love Hitler.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Rick Perry.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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