Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Two Jews walk in a bar...

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

women's rights

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

what color is blue? green

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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