guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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what color is blue? green

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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