Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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