If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

women's rights

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

apple pie.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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