how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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666

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Women's rights.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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