- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

French people.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

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