Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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