Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Women's Rights...

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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France never surrender.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I'm Spartacus

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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P0P T4Rt

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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9/11.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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