What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Goat balls.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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women's rights

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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