how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Five guys one rape.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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