- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

French people.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Rick Perry.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

The Mets win the World Series

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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