- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Rick Perry.

The Mets win the World Series

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Womens Sports

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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