What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Kim Kardashian.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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