What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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