9/11.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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what color is blue? green

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Goat balls.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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womens rights

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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AND

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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