How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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noodles

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Female Athletics

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Rick Perry.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Womens Sports

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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