Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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