A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Your mom.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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