A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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I love you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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