- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Five guys one rape.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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