why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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ASSCHEEKS

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Where else? The junk yard

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Guess what? SHADAP

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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