- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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