- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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