What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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