- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

I can't see my forehead

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Robin, get in the car.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Kim Kardashian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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