- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

Horse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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