Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

I am quite mature.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

The FCC

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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