- Anti Joke

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Once upon a time a was born

Then none of us want to be right.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

tea with milk?

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

you give like i give lomain

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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