What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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