- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

the power to turn magnetism into light

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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