"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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hashtags suck balls

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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so...um, yeah

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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