- Anti Joke

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

ask me if im a door yes

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What is 9+10? 19

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people