- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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