There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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