why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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