How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

deez nuts

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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