- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Lil Wayne

Women's rights.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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