- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

He--Hey guys

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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