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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

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