How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

women's rights.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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