Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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