Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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knock knock

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