- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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