- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Penis

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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