Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Knock, Knock Who's There

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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