- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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