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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What is worse than torture? Not much.

GOODBYE

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

I have aids

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

whats black and strange a paki

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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