- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

I asked her where you were.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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