Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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