why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Kevin and Ramin

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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robin, get in the car.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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