i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

j.p. is dumb

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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