What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A lot eh?

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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