Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Ms Leong Sux

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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