How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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