- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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