What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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