What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

no rasist joks

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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