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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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i hate non minorities!

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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