- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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