- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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