What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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