- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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