Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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