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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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