whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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