What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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AIDS

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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