What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What's 2+2? Fish

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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