- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

knock knock Goodbye

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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