- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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