- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Seriosly. too much sex again?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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