Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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You bumder!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Anti Joke

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