Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Manchester City

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

This is an anti- joke

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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