- Anti Joke

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.