- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

I'm hungry.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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