- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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