Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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A blind man watches TV

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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hi jonny

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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dead dibbs

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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