- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Once upon a time a was born

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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