Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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