- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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