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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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