- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You having friends.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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