roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

ure mama's so fat

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Phew... it's gone.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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