- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

who is really lanky? james cornish

read me write me

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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