Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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