What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Your life

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Antijokes...

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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