- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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