Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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