- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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