- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Wanna hear a joke? no

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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