- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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