- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

you see theres this guy.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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