- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's blue? The sky.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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