- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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I went to school. Then I came home.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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