- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Fat people

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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