- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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