- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's a joke? Funny

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Camerons hair is Curly..

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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