how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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