- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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