- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

knock knock whos there? nobody

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