What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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