Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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there was once a jew

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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