every cloud has a silver lining

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Anyone can post anything.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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read this sentence again.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Penis

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Wait! hundred billions!

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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