A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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