- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

No antijoke here.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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