- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Your mom.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

So, this joke isn't funny.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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