Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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