Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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