Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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