- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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