- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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