- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Michael Brown

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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