"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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