- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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