I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

whats my name? Matt

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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