- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What's 9 + 10 19

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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