- Anti Joke

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer