- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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