- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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