Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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