- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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