- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Knock, Knock Come in

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

whats black white and red all over an abused child

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