Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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poopy is poopy

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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