why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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