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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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