Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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