- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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