- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Golf.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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