- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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