What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Skrillex.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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