- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Women outside of the kitchen.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your face

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What is older than history?

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What? Huh?

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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