- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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