- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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