What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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