Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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