- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

I used to know what alzheimers was

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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