What's 2+2? Fish

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Eric is gay Ha

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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