- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

the economy.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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