- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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