- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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