- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

your mum

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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