Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Yo Mama just died.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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