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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why can't february march Because april may

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How old are you? 7

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