- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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