- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Japan

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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