what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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