One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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