Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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