- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

tea with milk?

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Eric is gay Ha

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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