What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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