A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anthony sucks

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Robin, get in the car, please.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

You having friends.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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