- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Barack Obama

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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