- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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