What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Women's Rights..

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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