Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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