Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Anti Joke

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