What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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