what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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I like your hair

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

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