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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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