- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

a black guy with rights in 1924

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

French people.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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