- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

make me a sandwich!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

women's rights

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

hi bye

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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