What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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women's rights

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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