- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

NEVER

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Lacrosse

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

French people.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Rick Perry.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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