- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Asians...

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

The Bible

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Roses are red Violets are blue

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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