- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

France never surrender.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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