What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Women rights..

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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