What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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women's rights

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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guess what?

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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