Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Women's rights.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Women's rights.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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