What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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