Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Women's rights.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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French people.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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