I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Goat balls.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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