Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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does this look unsure to you?

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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