the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

womens rights

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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