I like boys!!!!! CC

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

I like your hair

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A joke

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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