- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Women's rights.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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