Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

French people.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Rick Perry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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