What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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French people.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A joke

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Laura Pratz..

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noodles

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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The

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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