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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

women's rights

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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