Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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hi bye

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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P0P T4Rt

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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9/11.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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