Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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who just made fun of katie matt

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Chuck Norris died.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Female Athletics

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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women's rights

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make me a sandwich!

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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hi bye

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Anti Joke

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