- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Female Athletics

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Womens Sports

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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