a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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French people.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Rick Perry.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Women's Rights...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Womens Sports

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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