WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

I like your hair

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

hi bye

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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