Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Jews who wear penny loafers...

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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