- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

The Mets win the World Series

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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