Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Female Athletics

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Rick Perry.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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apple pie.

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your fat

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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hi bye

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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