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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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your fat

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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France never surrender.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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9/11.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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