I can't see my forehead

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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