Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Your mom.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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NEVER

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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