I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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