what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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wat?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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hi bye

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Winking at old people

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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