What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I like your hair

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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A scottish man having fun

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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