A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Goat balls.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Women's rights.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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