- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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