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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

your fat

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A man sat down Then he stood up

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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