What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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