do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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French people.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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your fat

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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