what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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French people.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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The Mets win the World Series

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your fat

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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France never surrender.

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