Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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