What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Goat balls.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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