What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Goat balls.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Kim Kardashian.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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