a black guy with rights in 1924

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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