My wife has terminal cancer.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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