- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Women's rights.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

NEVER

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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