What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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womens rights

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Your mom.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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