Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

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