- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Goat balls.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

shabalabadingdong JLR

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Women's rights.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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