Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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