- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

My nipple is bleeding

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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