what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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My life

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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I can't see my forehead

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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