- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

French people.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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