- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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