Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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My nipple is bleeding

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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