What is bad at catch The twin towers

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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I like your hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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your all shit at jokes

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Gay rights

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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