- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Kim Kardashian.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

women's rights

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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