What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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my names jim haha

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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