- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A fish walks into a bar

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

French people.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

The Mets win the World Series

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

women's rights

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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