What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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youre gay

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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A man walks into a bar.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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