Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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