- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Asians...

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

French people.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

DERP

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

I Love Hitler.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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