How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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