Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A joke

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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