Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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I like your hair

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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69.... is a number

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My nipple is bleeding

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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