A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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I like your hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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