Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

why did the chicken cross the road

Your mom.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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