Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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