Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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your fat

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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mitt romney

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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