- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

French people.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Laura Pratz..

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

noodles

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

women's rights

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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