What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Women's rights.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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