- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

French people.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

The Mets win the World Series

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Women's Rights...

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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