Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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French people.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Rick Perry.

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The Mets win the World Series

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your fat

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France never surrender.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Anti Joke

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