where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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