Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

thumb_up thumb_down -82

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

thumb_up thumb_down -92

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -122

Five guys one rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -124

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

thumb_up thumb_down +89

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

This site is hilarious oh wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

I like boys!!!!! CC

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What didn't last long? You in the bed

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops