- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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