Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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noodles

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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The Bible

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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