what color is blue? green

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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to see a bad joke look above

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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