Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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My life

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black

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Hair

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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