Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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