Like my status for a tbh?

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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The economy.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Anti Joke

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