Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Women's Rights...

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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