- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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