What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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French people.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Laura Pratz..

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Rick Perry.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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