Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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