Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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The.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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