- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

I like your hair

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

Military intelligence.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What's big? Jupiter.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

69.... is a number

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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