Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Carlton

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Asians...

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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French people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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