- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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