What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Penis.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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