How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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