How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Hair

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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youre gay

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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