- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

who just made fun of katie matt

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

I Love Hitler.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Chuck Norris died.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Rick Perry.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Female Athletics

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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