- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Rick Perry.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

women's rights

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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