Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Military intelligence.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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