Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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women's rights

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Women's Rights...

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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