- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I like your hair

French people.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

I love you.

Anti Joke

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