What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Kim Kardashian.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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women's rights

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Anti Joke

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