they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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9/11.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Goat balls.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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