Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Ruller

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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