Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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