- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Knock Knock, Come in.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

NEVER

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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