- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

French people.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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