A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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ASSCHEEKS

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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