- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Gay rights

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

my names jim haha

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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