what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Netball.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Rick Perry.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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I like your hair

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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My nipple is bleeding

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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