A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Women's Rights

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I got shot, you laughed

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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