- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

what color is blue? green

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

NEVER

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