How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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who farted i did :]

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Women's rights.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Netball.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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