What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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666

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Carlton

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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