Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Military intelligence.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

The Mets win the World Series

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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