- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

A man sat down Then he stood up

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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