What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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