How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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my names jim haha

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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anti-joke teehee

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Anti Joke

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