Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Ruller

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Lacrosse

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Laura Pratz..

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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