A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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666

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Scott

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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