- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Goat balls.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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