Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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hi bye

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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