Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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wat?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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hi bye

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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