What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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So a seal walks into a club...

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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A man walks into a bar.

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Women's Rights

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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