Women's rights.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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