French people.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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hi bye

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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