Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

womens rights

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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