Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Your mom.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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French people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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