Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Magic Johnson has AIDS

I like boys!!!!! CC

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Asians...

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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