What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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clamidia

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A joke

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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blubber vaginass CC

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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