- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your hair

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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