Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Anti Joke

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