Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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your all shit at jokes

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Gay rights

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Men's rights

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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