Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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