- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

I like boys!!!!! CC

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Women's rights.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

NEVER

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

French people.

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