Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what color is blue? green

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Women's rights.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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