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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't see my forehead

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Kim Kardashian.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

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