What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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