- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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