Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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