What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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what color is blue? green

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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