Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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women's rights

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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